May 2013
Anonymous asked: i think you're beautiful and spunky. ~ guess who (:
Anonymous asked: i think you are silly, thoughtful, talented, caring, and driven to succeed despite bearing the same miserable monkey that i bear on my back, and it's not even a cool, intelligent monkey like the kind you see doing ASL or wearing sunglasses and not giving a fuck, it's just a real asshole monkey with a mean streak and real sharp claws. maybe it's not even a whole monkey, it's...
Anonymous asked: Sometimes you annoy the ever-loving shit out of me, but then I realize it's because I can't be like you. You're free-spirited and give absolutely zero fucks. You speak your mind. You're creative. You see things on a different level. So I ignore my annoyance, because it's jealousy, and accept you as you are, and am grateful for it.
shalrath:
yea we can do The Sex just choose your difficulty
ANONYMOUSLY TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT ME....
gorgeousdarren:
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
sexhaver:
boredlord:
What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
cafunedesaudade:
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
fevra:
have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange ???? why i am me and not someone else
this is actually my default level of consciousness
am i depersonalizing 24/7 cool
comedy-jesus:
solluxpooping:
boodlicious:
Imagine in like 1000 years when we populate other planets it will be like “Omg I met this really awesome girl on the internet but she lives on Neptune”
planet zoned
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Most girls: hair done rly cute every day, lots of makeup, designer clothes, eat salad 2 stay skinny, drive cute cars, like puppies and boys who sing (:
Me: hair down, no makeup, homemade clothes, ride horses across foreign lands, eat their hearts, burn my enemies, marry a horse lord, my children are dragons. I am the rightful Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. I am the Stormborn and I will take what is mine with fire and blood.
